The third night of Justin Bieber‘s takeover of The Late Late Show on Thursday night (Feb. 20) was gross. Not his fault, but seriously gross. “What did I get myself into?” a worried-looking Bieber said as he tried to overcome the overwhelming stench of cod sperm wafting up from the “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts” buffet laid out for him by host James Corden.
Completely freaked out by the choices — which included bull penis, bird saliva, beetle jelly, cow tongue, ant yogurt with scorpion garnish and, yes, cod sperm — Bieber could not believe he’d agreed to this. “Oh, it’s all so yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy,” Corden sang mockingly as he spun the table and Justin wondered “Why am I here?”
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Luckily, he got to go first, asking Corden to reveal which 25-year-old singer — him or James’ old pal Harry Styles — is more talented. It was bottom’s up for Corden as he did a shot of bird saliva over making the choice. Justin quickly learned how the game was played when he took a shot of the shrimp and chili pepper smoothie rather than name which country has the worst fans. “It’s disgusting,” he complained as the heat of the peppers kicked in for real.
He got his revenge by serving up the cod sperm for Corden — wondering how big cod had to be to produce so much sperm — and asking James to rate on a scale of 1-10 how much he regrets appearing in the un-furtunate big screen catsaster Cats. “Here’s the thing. I had the loveliest time making that film,” Corden said of his six days on set of the film he has frequently lightly dissed since its release in late 2019. That said, he put his rating at a 4.5.
The bull penis awaited Justin if he chose to pass on ranking some of wife Hailey Baldwin’s best friends from favorite to least favorite. Looking to the audience for help on whether he should take that potentially disastrous leap, Bieber shockingly dove right in, putting Kendall Jenner first, followed by fellow models Gigi Hadid and Cara Delevingne, but only because he knows Kendall best. “I have nothing against those people,” he said. “[And] I don’t want to eat a bull’s penis.”
The final question for Corden focused on rating his fellow late night hosts from favorite to least favorite, so you know he took a big ole’ bite of cow tongue on that one. Bieber’s last turn was a choice between the ant and scorpion yogurt and allowing Corden to shave off his widely reviled mustache, Ricardo.
Watch Bieber on “Spill Your Guts” below to find out what happened to Ricardo.